nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
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IF WE’VE NEVER RP’D TOGETHER send me a simple starter:

al-jilani-asks:

Friendly:

"You look a little lost. Do you need directions?"
"That’s an awesome outfit."
"How’s the chicken? I can’t decide whether to order it or not."
"Excuse me, I think you dropped this."
"I don’t know a single person here…"

Flirty:

"Wow, I’ve never seen an angel before…"
"You’re the hottest person in this place."
"I saw that. You just checked me out."
"Hey, can I get your number?"
*wolf whistle*

Confrontational:

"You’re in my seat."
"What are you staring at?"
"You just stepped on my toe!"
"Who do you think you are?"
"Keep it down, will you?"

Dramatic:

"Get down - he’s got a gun!"
"Help, I need medical attention!"
"Just kill me now!"
"I need a ride! Please!"
"Are you crazy? It’s too dangerous!"

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness
Katherine Henson (via psych-facts)

tribsinthetardis:

kiokushitaka:

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

https://31.media.tumblr.com/3fda37994e5de6353e492536ffdc9900/tumblr_inline_n0tk3nwGP11qdtgjx.gif

If only private school were like Ouran

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

ilovemybishies87:

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

"I’m used to it." Oh, Pluto…baby…

the-gay-of-gay:

dennielcorsi:

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

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i can’t

officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb