Dog doesn’t want kisses
> This dog has incredible comedic timing.
> Remember your place, human.
Notice me Senpai!
Possible Reasons Why I Haven’t Replied To Our Thread Yet
- I’m a lazy motherfucker
- My muse is lost
- Your reply was too good and I have no fucking idea what to do
- Tumblr’s being a douche and I didn’t see you replied
NOT Reasons Why I Haven’t Replied
- I hate you
- I’m ignoring you on purpose
Most likely I’m a lazy motherfucker.
- Im on a mobile device (and we all know how that is)
- I haven’t been around in 5ever
Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.
everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby
"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."
My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?” Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”